I have dozens of potential Your Turn topics saved up, but each of them requires some careful thought and response on my part. Today I have neither the time nor the brain for such endeavors, so instead we shall continue the theme of toddler antics started by my dear Raphael (see “Of course he does this on Memorial Day” below).
Many of you have emailed already, so I know these stories are out there. Spill it. Tell us what crazy thing your toddler shoved up his nose, or into his ear, or smeared on the dog. And (for our own future reference, of course) tell us how you got it out.