? If you feed them enough cake, even the smallest of children will manage to stay awake for the entire Super Bowl.
? Once tucked into their car seats after the party, these same small children will fall asleep instantaneously, even before you even pull out of the driveway and start the long drive home.
? At 1:00 in the morning, when your husband says he’s just going to watch five more minutes of Steelers’ interviews so please wait for him to go to bed, HE’S LYING.
? Even if you declare a “Late Start” morning the night before, the smallest of the aforementioned small children will still awake at the crack of dawn and have the nerve to demand food, diaper changes, and your cheerful attention.
? Even if the strongest drink you had the night before was a decaf coffee, it is still possible to feel hung over throughout the entire next day.
? Only 29 weeks and 2 days before the NFL regular season starts up again. Let’s try to enjoy the down time, shall we?