How a 2-year-old finds hilarity in everyday conversation:
1. Take whatever sentence you were going to say and replace one of the nouns with the word “poop.”
2. Sing a popular song and replace at least one word in each line with the word “poop.”
3. When your mother tells you, “I don’t want to hear you talk like that anymore. It’s not funny and it needs to stop,” answer “Yes, Mama” very loudly. But then, when she turns to leave the room, very quietly and with your head bowed down, add the word “poopy.”