is a baby who throughout the entire night gets you up every hour, on the hour to use you as his personal mattress — Could you lean back just a little? That’s good, like that. Now don’t move please.
Until 5:45 am when he decides that it’s time to get up and stay up for the day — But don’t think you are going to take a shower or anything. You cannot leave my sight and I am going to be crabby. Am I making myself clear?
But then, at 7:30 or so, as the well-rested part of the family is making its way down the stairs, he turns into a charming little prince — Hey, look how cute I am when I try to jump! I am so happy to see you guys I am going to trip over this stack of books and then bust up with the most adorable giggles you ever heard!
I am going to take a shower.