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January 5, 2007 by Danielle Filed Under: Marriage, Overheard, Sports

Her: The baby has been sleeping really well lately.

Him: (without taking eyes off ESPN) Uh huh.

Her: He’s on a pretty regular schedule, you know?

Him: (eyes still on TV) Mmmm … hmmmm …

Her: I’m leaving you and the children. I’m addicted to crack and I’ve fallen in love with my dealer.

Him: (finally looking up from the TV) Can you believe Bill Cowher is retiring?

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