So I’ve been holding myself back. But I think today we simply must talk about the important stuff. Like isn’t this child just the sweetest, goofiest, most talented little bit of a thing you’ve ever bumped into on your television set?
I did not watch the whole show the other night, but I don’t have to. I didn’t watch all of the girls perform, but who cares about them? Are they this sweet? Are they this cute? Are they this wanna-pinch-your-darling goofy-cheeks-even-if-you-sang-a-stupid-John-Lennon-song?
I didn’t think so.