1. Drink a tall glass of water. You are dehydrated. Trust me.
2. Exercise. Free endorphins!
3. Scrub a floor. Not that they need it or anything. Not that I noticed or anything.
4. Read to your kids. (We love The Legend of the Poinsettia and other Tomie de Paola Christmas classics this time of year.)
5. Turn up some Christmas carols and dance. Teens might roll their eyes, but toddlers will love you.
6. Laugh a little. These guys might help.