Her: Gross! Were the kids in here? My makeup brush is soaking wet and smells funny.
Him: Don’t you have another one?
Her: No. Why would I have more than one of these?
Him: In case someone pees on one of them.
Obviously.
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Her: Gross! Were the kids in here? My makeup brush is soaking wet and smells funny.
Him: Don’t you have another one?
Her: No. Why would I have more than one of these?
Him: In case someone pees on one of them.
Obviously.