I’m sure it seemed like a good idea way back in 1784, what with the saving of candles and all. But last night the baby ran laps around his bed at 9 p.m. Yesterday I had to force my kids to eat lunch at 1:00 p.m. Today is not looking much better.
We gave it a good try, but it’s just not working out. I’ll pay for your candles. Just gimme the hour. It’s mine and I want it back.