Whoever you may be. Please look at my floors. Please notice the floors. Please walk through my house and enjoy the fantastic freshly-mopped-ness of all the hardwood.
But hurry. Because when 47 people come trampling through a short while later, some might notice the floors, but it won’t be for their fantastic freshly-mopped-ness. In fact, some people might say that it seems almost silly for me to have spent so
