* I hide bottles of children’s vitamins, room deodorizer, and window cleaner.
* And yet still I must keep the Poison Control Center on speed dial.
* And the woman there recognizes my voice.
* Even though I try to disguise it.
* And I tell her this will never happen again.
* And she laughs at me.
(He’s going to be fine. It was just my good hand cream,after
