Feb 22 2007
A Picture of the Reason Why
* I hide bottles of children’s vitamins, room deodorizer, and window cleaner.
* And yet still I must keep the Poison Control Center on speed dial.
* And the woman there recognizes my voice.
* Even though I try to disguise it.
* And I tell her this will never happen again.
* And she laughs at me.
(He’s going to be fine. It was just my good hand cream,after all. And his insides were probably just dry and scratchy like theoutsides of the rest of us.)
