July 30th, 2006

Bad Bird

Kateri was away this evening, and so it was up to Juliette and me tocomplete the usual “chicken chores” before bedtime. This wouldn’t havebeen a problem except for the fact that I dread setting foot in thechicken pen. You see, I am terrified of Rex.

Rex is Kateri’s personal pet rooster. He is a lovely-looking,multi-colored creature with a wild fluff of feathers atop his scrawnychicken head. Unfortunately, however, this bird

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July 30th, 2006

Getting It Done

What I Said: Could you kids please pick up all of these things from the floor so that I can sweep in here?

What I Apparently Needed to Say in Order to Have the Job Done Properly: Please pick up this Poky Little Puppy book, this Winnie thePooh stuffed bear, this purple crayon, that sippy cup, and thosesneakers. Please pick up that tennis ball and this magazine and thiscrumpled piece

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