September 30th, 2005

Feast Day of God’s Little Flower

I Have Only Today

My life is an instant, An hour which passes by; My life is a moment Which I have no power to stay. You know, O my God, That to love You here on earth – I have only today. St. Therese of Lisieux

September 30th, 2005

Google Giggles

To the person who got here by searching for “how to train husband to change diapers,” I hope you found what you were looking for.

To the person who got here by searching for “throng underwear,” I hope you didn’t.

September 30th, 2005

Dear Supermarket Manager,

I think it is very accommodating of you to provide a “candy-free” checkout aisle. These kinds of conveniences make a harried mother feel like she is understood by supermarket management and that the folks getting her business have given some thought to the ease of her shopping experience. Great idea–very nice. But…

Just what exactly makes you think that a mother who goes out of her way to choose your

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September 30th, 2005

Overheard on the Telephone

My Friend: I think I must be losing my mind. Do you know that I went into the kitchen 5 times this morning to check if I had left the iron on?

Me: Are you serious?

My Friend: Yes!

Me: No, you must be kidding.

My Friend: I’m not!

Me: No, really… You iron?