October 28th, 2004

Coming Clean

I love bleach. I know some moms who use all kinds of fancy laundry products. They pre-treat, they soak, they scrub. I prefer bleaching. Here’s my secret method: When a kid comes inside from playing out in the mud puddles or spills something like red Kool-Aid or motor oil (don’t ask) all over himself, just follow these simple steps:

1. Strip the child, wipe all skin surfaces clean, and send

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